A Confessional Dear Boys Post

Dear 4-3,
I've realized that I'm not a desperate female.
AND
the reason I was liking you
was because my desperation needed an outlet.
Sorry,
Elisabeth

Dear Fighter,
You're really cute.
You have lots of muscles.
I like you.
That's all.
Gushingly,
Elisabeth

Dear Slapstick,
I'm still glad you notice me.
You are seriously my favorite male.
Sincerely,
Elisabeth

Dear 4-3,
You are very annoying.
INsincerely,
Elisabeth

Dear All Male Specimen,
I only want a guy who makes me happy.
AND
who I can make happy in return
Is that too much to ask?
Sighingly,
Elisabeth